Rachel’s Comedy Corner


Rachel Wnuk, EMC Sr. High Writer

Our friend Rachel has contributed some funny jokes to brighten your day. Have a good laugh today!
Comedy Corner:
#1: A monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, “make me one with everything”
#2: What was the name of the spiciest knight in King Arthur’s Court? Sir-Racha
#3: What kind of bagel can fly? A plane-bagel
#4: What kind of music do planets like? Nep-tunes
#5: Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs