Walter: Why did the bike fall over?
Alex: Why?
Walter: Because it was too tired.

Caleb: I’m so good at sleeping.
Molly: How do you know?
Caleb: I can do it with my eyes closed.

A Punny Book: Wood Wind Instruments by Clara Nett

April: How did the squid go into battle?
Leah: How?
April: Well armed.

Caleb:What do you get when you cross a dog and an antenna?
Alex: What?
Caleb: A golden receiver.

A Punny Book: One Big River by Mrs. Sippy

A Punny  Book: Handling Rejection by Dean Ide

Walter: What do you get from a pampered cow?
Greg: What?
Walter: Spoiled milk.

A Punny book: Seeing Into the Future by Horace Cope