Caleb’s Comedy Corner

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Caleb Oughton, EMC Staff Writer


Laughter is good medicine and a lot of us have expressed some need for healing…

Jim: “Do you know about the lost cows?
Bob:  “No”
Jim:  “Seems like no ones’s herd.”


Jim: I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day.”
Bob:  “What happened?”
Jim:  “I couldn’t find any.”



Jim:”In what state does the Mississippi river flow?”
Bob:  “Mississippi?”
Jim:  “Nope. Liquid.”


Jim: “Why is it no fun to play baseball with a pig?’
Bob:  “Why?”
Jim:  “Because they always hog the ball.”


Jim:”What looks like half an apple?”
Bob:  “What?”
Jim:  “The other half.”