Danhausen is the WWE’s newest superstar, he took the WWE universe by storm by cursing “Dirty” Dominic Mysterio (right) who that night lost his championship belt to Penta. (below) Ever since that day Danhausen has been cursing people left and right.  Nobody knows a lot about Danhausen. All we know for sure is that he was born in 1990 and dropped out of school because he felt it was not right for him. And from there he found the world of professional wrestling. And now I should probably explain what a curse is. A curse is an basically an omen of bad luck. If you get caused by the one and only Danhausen thing are not going to go very well for you, and that is exactly what happened to the internet sensation Ishowspeed. After getting cursed, he got involved with the wrestler LA knight. (right) Later that week LA knight somehow broke into his mansion and threw him through his computer on a live stream because he cost the Usos (left) the tag team world championship belts.

 

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But that changes on April 10th 2026 on an episode of Friday Night Smackdown where he had his 1st win. But before I tell you that story I have to tell you this story. A while ago Danhausen wanted to have The Miz (below) be his WWE mentor but he said No so… he cursed him. And then when his tag team partner Kit Wilson(right)

started making fun of Danhausen he cursed him too so now both halves of the tag team are cursed. And after that Kit Wilson got mad at… you guessed it the country singer Jelly Roll and somehow lost! And now back to April 10th Kit Wilson got so annoyed by Danhausen that he challenged him to a wrestling match on an episode of Friday Night Smackdown. During that match Kit Wilson had Danhausen on the ropes and was about to hit him with his finishing move “The Diving Elbow Drop” when Danhausen got up and double cursed him! And at that instant a fireworks malfunction happened and Kit Wilson slipped off the top rope! Danhausen was able to take advantage of that and deliver a boot straight to the face of Kit to pick up the 3 count. That was a historic moment in the WWE. But Danhausen wasn’t done yet, During Wrestlemania 42 (this years Wrestlemania) The Miz and Kit Wilson stole the show form this years Wrestlemania host… John Cena (Ba-Ba-Ba-D-Ba) and Danhausen was not happy about that so he crashed the Wrestlemania moment that The Miz and Kit Wilson stole from John Cena. And along with him for his entrance was 8 7-year old kids dressed up just like him!!! But since The Miz and Kit Wilson were making fun of Danhausen and his 7-year old army he sent one of them to attack, and… he punched Kit Wilson in the stomach!!! And the real Danhausen punched The Miz in the stomach!!! And that is how Danhausen crashed Wrestlemania 42 and became the WWE’s newest and greatest wrestler.